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Monday, March 27, 2006

The Bronx Rox

I was thinking about making a variety of T-shirt designs based on various cities I've lived in. I never lived in The Bronx, but I lived next door in Manhattan for 2 years. As I was contemplating various NYC ideas, I thought up this T-shirt design.

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Friday, March 24, 2006

Do It For The Donkey!

I admit, I'm not quite sure what this slogan means, but I find it absurdly funny, nonetheless. I was watching Strangers With Candy and someone on the show was holding up a poster which said, "Do It For the Donkey!" and I thought that'd make a funny T-shirt.
I do know that the fictional Flatpoint High on the show has the "Concrete Donkeys" as their mascot, so I'm sure it had something to do with that.

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Thursday, March 23, 2006

My Bush Needs a Bikini Wax

My friends and I were discussing what a dick Bush is the other day when my friend referred to Bush as "Pube." That got us on a roll and we decided to make a T-shirt with this slogan.

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Wednesday, March 22, 2006

12th Annual

Drunken Barn Dance!

I was watching South Park recently and they were having some sort of "Drunken Barn Dance" on the show, which inspired this T-shirt.

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Tuesday, March 21, 2006

TERRORIST

A couple of years ago, a friend of mine said he wanted a T-shirt which said "TERRORIST" in red letters across the front. Because suddenly, to do the things all Americans have done all their lives, such as exercise their right to free speech and criticize George W. Bush and/or the war in Iraq suddenly had them labeled as helping terrorists. In Bush's worldview, Americans are Terrorists if they disagree with him.

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Monday, March 20, 2006

I've Found Jesus

He was behind the sofa the whole time.

I love to make Jesus jokes because I believe Jesus would have an excellent sense of humor. I chose this sofa, although it's perhaps not the typical overstuffed sofa one usually thinks of, because this one was pretty funny looking to me. It's a torn, ripped up, stained old Victorian sofa. Not the kind of place you'd think Jesus would be hanging out.

And the whole theme of the T-shirt is pretty ironic. Here we were all down at the church when Jesus was behind the sofa the whole time!

Oddly enough, it didn't occur to me at the time I designed this T-shirt, but at my house Jesus is under the sofa. One of my sofas is missing a leg, so I have a big, thick old book titled "Jesus the Christ" holding up the corner of the sofa. Jesus is literally our pillar, our strength, our support!

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Tuesday, March 14, 2006

IT'S SMARMY!!!

I created a little comic strip recently called "SMARMY." Featuring SMARMY! Smarmy is the lovably buttery effusive guy. Invite him to your next party. He's so much fun! It's SMARMY!!!

SMARMY comics

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Monday, March 13, 2006

It's a Post-Christian world out there. And we just have to cope with it. Tell Bush and his buddies that Christianity is passé by wearing this T-shirt.

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Sunday, March 12, 2006

Well, this T-shirt is an inside joke for the Mormons, or ex-Mormons as few active Mormons would be likely to wear this (or the underwear which goes along with it). It'll take some 'splaining. Mormons wear special underwear they call "garments." These garments are associated with what they call the Melchizedek priesthood. Before you go to the Mormon temple and get your "garmies," if you're a man, you hold the Aaronic priesthood...or the lesser priesthood. "Aaronics" is a slang some Mormon youth use to describe their regular pre-garment underwear. So, if you're wearing "Aaronic" underwear, you're not wearing Mormon "garments," you're just wearing regular old underwear like everyone else in America. Hopefully, this all makes some sense...not that Mormon underwear makes any sense, but, my explanation of the "Aaronics" underwear. I hope.

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Saturday, March 11, 2006

I created a line of T-shirt designs which spoof various name brands and Bitch Republic is what I call it. They're all saucy and fun themes that any bitch would love.

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Friday, March 10, 2006

Jump in the sack with your Dad! Inspired by the TV show "Strangers with Candy." Amy Sedaris is hilarious on that show. And there's always great fodder for T-shirt designs.

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Thursday, March 09, 2006

I'm a little jaded by the clothing houses of the likes of J.Crew, Abercrombie & Bitch, GAY (I mean GAP), Banana Republic, Old Army...errr Navy, etc. So, I designed this sarcastic T-shirt to express how I felt about it.

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Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Prince Igor

This T-shirt was inspired by the rap song "Prince Igor" by Warren G and Norwegian classical singer Sissel. If you haven't heard it, you should. Sissel sings a line from the opera "Prince Igor" by Borodin during the chorus while Warren G raps. This T-shirt was inspired more by the video for the song which features Sissel up on the moon as some sort of silvery space alien. In the T-shirt I put Prince Igor up on the moon, though.

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Monday, March 06, 2006

This T-shirt was inspired by George W. Bush who claims to have been chosen by god to be president and make war on the Iraqis.

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Sunday, March 05, 2006

Engrish

This T-shirt was inspired by a visit to Japan where I saw many similar examples of "Engrish" on display.

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Saturday, March 04, 2006

The right-wing religious nutters were really getting to me during the last election cycle, so I created this T-shirt and bumper sticker.

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Friday, March 03, 2006

I LOVE SURFER BOYS

Who doesn't love surfer boys??

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Thursday, March 02, 2006

Whose bush wouldn't make a better president than our current one? Geez, a baloney sandwich or a snail under a rock would make a better president than the talking chimpanzee we have now.

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Wednesday, March 01, 2006

This T-shirt design is pretty self-explanatory... double entendre and all that, except that with the ass looking kinda like he's tap dancing, it really makes the shirt a triple entendre.

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